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My name is Lily White. I am 22, and I live in Phoenix, Arizona & I am a mixed media artist obsessed with all things kitsch.

This is a picture of a friend of a friends room that just showed up on my Facebook news feed. First of all WTF are you doing putting a picture of a room in your actual house, with all this crazy expensive shit in it on Facebook? Its public, people can look your info up and BAM! next thing you know its 2am and there is a giant white van is parked outside your house. Also, who needs TWO 42” plasma screen TV’s as their computer monitors? Especially when you are sitting that close to the screens? How nearsighted are you by now? Should you be operating that P-90 sub machine gun conveniently located to the left of the completely unnecessary laptop? Because I want that gun… 

This is a picture of a friend of a friends room that just showed up on my Facebook news feed. First of all WTF are you doing putting a picture of a room in your actual house, with all this crazy expensive shit in it on Facebook? Its public, people can look your info up and BAM! next thing you know its 2am and there is a giant white van is parked outside your house. Also, who needs TWO 42” plasma screen TV’s as their computer monitors? Especially when you are sitting that close to the screens? How nearsighted are you by now? Should you be operating that P-90 sub machine gun conveniently located to the left of the completely unnecessary laptop? Because I want that gun… 

— 8 months ago with 1 note
  1. wigglin said: lol are you kidding? who in their right mind would rob this nut?
  2. lil-ewhite posted this
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