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Sometimes I can’t believe I’m dating this studmuffin! Ha! His birthday is coming up and I don’t know what to get/make him this year… I was thinking about something that would emphasize the 5 year age gap… Just to make him feel extra old! As if drawing us as Precious Moments wasn’t enough last year.

After moving to my new place and living the dream of being a broke ass motherfucker I finally gave in after 4 months and got Internet. I don’t have data on my phone either… so now I won’t have to text KT and Andrew all the time to look up: how to instructions or where the nearest Wells Fargo is! I feel reunited with society again!

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Valentines Day donuts! The man knows me, that’s for sure. 

What is going on in the world? I can fit into size 2 jeans… 

Also, moving blows. I need to finish packing up the last of my crap, but I can’t seem to muster up the motivation to do it.

UNICORN HORN by Ana Depuntillas

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Dream floor. 

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dark chocolate, strawberry & brie grilled cheese… HOLY YUM!

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I’m pretty sure the windows in my new place are made of cellophane with thin wood strips glued to it creating the illusion of panes… Because the amount of air/sound that comes through them is laughable. 

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