Sometimes I can’t believe I’m dating this studmuffin! Ha! His birthday is coming up and I don’t know what to get/make him this year… I was thinking about something that would emphasize the 5 year age gap… Just to make him feel extra old! As if drawing us as Precious Moments wasn’t enough last year.
After moving to my new place and living the dream of being a broke ass motherfucker I finally gave in after 4 months and got Internet. I don’t have data on my phone either… so now I won’t have to text KT and Andrew all the time to look up: how to instructions or where the nearest Wells Fargo is! I feel reunited with society again!
I’m pretty sure the windows in my new place are made of cellophane with thin wood strips glued to it creating the illusion of panes… Because the amount of air/sound that comes through them is laughable.